What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 30.06.2025 04:14
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
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Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
Just Forget it!
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Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
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Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
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Thumbs down again.
No way
Next, they tried...